Christina Aguilera Arrested!!!!

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chrissy poo Christina Aguilera Arrested!!!!
Let’s go over the messy that has happened in the past few weeks in this gal’s life. National Anthem, Messy. Falling at the Grammy’s, Messy. Now find out what landed her behind bars. This seems like the beginning to an end. Oh my lawdy.

The singer/mother/ and recent divorcee was busted with her new man in the wee hours. TMZ has reported that while in LA, her boy toy 25-year-old Matthew Rutler was taken in for DUI and held on $30,000 bail. I hope he got coins. Meanwhile, Chrissy poo was booked for public intoxication. So that means she was very drunk, and she was not in her right mind. Tsk, Tsk!

What is up with you girrrrllllll. You better get it together asap. You have a son. I’m getting bad vibes from you new boo. I’ll keep my shade to myself on what I’m discerning about him. Anyhoo, if you don’t get this ratchetness together now, you will be heading down the same path as you know who. Lindsey Lohan. I hope this isn’t for attention. If so, call me. I’ll straighten you out, in a motherly way. You have a beautiful voice, and so much to live for. Don’t throw it away like this. Woooosaaahhhhh.

photo courtesy: Jon Kopaloff/ getty images

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