A Dallas Fan and a Redskins Fan went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man on the TV was threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The Dallas Fan bet the Redskins Fan $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped. The Dallas Fan gave the Redskins Fan $50.
The Redskins Fan said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
The Dallas Fan insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
The Redskins Fan fessed up: “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The Dallas Fan replied, “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”