A boy is walking near Fed Ex Field when he sees a man being attacked by a vicious dog. He finds a stick and fearlessly charges the dog with it – slipping the stick through the collar, twisting it, and breaking the dog’s neck. He saves the man’s life.
A news reporter for the Washington Post is close by and witnesses the entire event. He rushes over to the hero and tells him he wants to put this in the paper with the head line: “Redskins Fan Saves Man from Certain Death”
The boy replies, “That’s great! Only change it to “‘Cowboy’s Fan’! I like Dallas!”
The reporter scratches his head… and changes the headline. “Ignorant Redneck Bas**rd Kills Family Pet.”