Laugh It Up – Top 20 Dallas Cowboys Jokes (page 17)
Tony Romo’s neighbor was mowing the lawn when Tony suddenly ran outside to check the mailbox. It was empty, and Tony scratched his head, shrugged, and walked back inside.
Five minutes later, Tony came running back out again, checked the mailbox and again scratched his head in bewilderment, then shrugged and walked back to the house.
The third time, his neighbor finally shouted “Hey, Tony! Is there a problem?”
“Darn right there’s a problem,” Tony replied. “My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”