Laugh It Up – Top 20 Dallas Cowboys Jokes

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a Dallas Cowboys joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is a Cowboys Fan. The bouncer is Cowboys Fan. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is a Dallas Cowboys Fan. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

  • jokes to make a girl laugh

    I must say that I do like the manner in which you have presented this problem. Keep the posts flowing :)

  • Huh?

    Who is Janie and how did she get in the conversation? I’m just saying.

  • Justin Case

    What’s backwards is these are actually Deadskins jokes with “Cowboys” inserted.

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