Laugh It Up – Top 20 Dallas Cowboys Jokes (page 19)

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(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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(Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

After losing the season opener, Tony Romo put 75 cents into a soda machine outside the Meadowlands.
Out popped a Coke.
He searched his pockets for more money. He found some and fed the machine again. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.
A Jets fan walked up behind him and watched this for a few minutes, then asked, “Can I get one now?”
Tony whizzed around and yelled, “No way, can’t you see I’m winning?”

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