Laugh It Up – Top 20 Dallas Cowboys Jokes (page 20)
Frustrated with another losing season, Tony Romo decided to blow off steam with an ice fishing trip.
He grabbed his equipment, put on his fishing outfit, and hit the ice to find a good spot.
He took out his knife and started to make a large circle in the ice with it. But suddenly a loud voice boomed from overhead.
“No, Tony. You won’t find any fish there.”
He backed up a few feet and started to cut again, but again – the voice shouted at him.
“No, Tony. Don’t cut there, either. You won’t find any fish!”
So he backed up again – but before he could even try to cut, the voice boomed a third time. “I said NO, TONY!!!!”
“Is that you, God?” Tony called out in wonder.
“No, you moron,” the voice called back. “It’s the manager of the ice rink.”