We’re sending out the warmest of birthday wishes to the one and only Kanye West! The rapper turns the ripe old age of 35 today.

Now, we could go on and on about his top 10 best music videos or his most fashion forward outfits, but let’s be honest, half of the reason we love Yeezy so much is because of his awesome Twitter account.

So without any further ado, we present to you our favorite tweets from Kanye!

Pardon me… do you have any crepe chiffon?—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) February 05, 2012

NINJAS… YESSSSS!!!!!!!—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) February 14, 2011

NO ALCOHOL BEFORE TATTOOS—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) January 27, 2011

Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) January 16, 2011

Sometimes I get emotional over fonts—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) August 17, 2010

Remember in Anchor Man when Ron Burgandy cursed on air and the entire city turned on him? But this wasn't a joke. This was & is my real life—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) September 04, 2010

I'm sorry Taylor.—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) September 04, 2010

I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) July 29, 2010

I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn't want to ruin the magic—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) July 29, 2010

I love me—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) July 31, 2010

What’s the only thing possibly better than a Kanye West Tweet? Josh Groban singing a Kanye West Tweet.

-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio, Los Angeles