Man Sues NBA’s Derrick Rose for Making Him Fat
This has GOT to be one of the dumbest stories I’ve ever heard!
A 25-year-old man is suing Chicago Bulls superstar Derrick Rose.
Apparently in Rose’s absence this season, the man was depressed … and in his sadness came fatness.
So, it’s apparently Rose’s fault for injuring his ACL, and it’s also his fault for this man getting fat. What?!
According to reports, the man claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors.
No word if Peoria County Officials will take this lawsuit seriously.
Can we sue the Wizards for losing?! LMAO!