The Redskins’ 34-27 loss to the Vikings made for a terrible afternoon for so many in Washington on Friday.
And still, it couldn’t have been as bad as it was for the guy who got suspended from his job for screaming at a Cowboys fan.
Jehhova, a caller into 106.7 The Fan’s Holden and Danny Show on Friday, just wanted to chime in about how much he hates the Redskins for that loss, and told the hosts the team’s literally ruining his life.
“Not only does this team suck, man, this team ruining my life,” Jehhova said. “Dallas fan went up to me, started riling me up talking a bunch of shenanigans, then me and him get in an argument, we both get sent home, now I’m suspended from work. I hate the Redskins man.”
“Hold on one second. You got suspended from work?” Holden asked.
“Yes man. So I come in this morning, Dallas fan comes up to me, rubs it all in, so we have our words then we raises our voices. We get in an argument. We both get sent home. I’m on suspension for ten days because of these idiots man.”
Then without missing a beat, Jehhovah jumped back into the purpose for his call.
“Hey listen, what do you guys think about them firing the whole coaching staff man, bringing Lovie Smith in, let him build around RGIII, man?”
“Hold on a second,” Holden doubled back. “The most important thing of all this is you got suspended. I mean, were there punches thrown?”
“No punches thrown,” Jehhova said. “Unfortunately, I work federal government, man, and when it comes to workplace environment…”
“Can’t do that stuff, yea,” Danny said.
“You understand what I’m sayin? So they send us both home, told us to cool down, take ten days off. Man, I hate the Redskins, dude, man.”
Thank you for your sacrifice, Jehhova. It’s terrible you lost wages over this, but if it wasn’t for you, there’d still be one more Cowboys fan from D.C. out there running his mouth.