By Shannon Carlin
Drake started from the bottom and now he’s making all the girls who love Beyoncé feel good about themselves by pouring his heart out over a glass of Manischewitz. Napkin tucked in his shirt, of course. Lil Wayne on the other hand is about money milli’s, lean and anything else that might make you say WTF. Like on “6 Foot 7 Foot” when he says, “real G’s move in silence like lasagna.” You know, because of the silent “G” in lasagna. Don’t worry, it took us a minute the first time, too.
Clearly their styles are each their own and not too hard to detect. But what if we upped the ante and had them switch places, you know Parent Trap style?
That’s why, in hopes to test your Young Money knowledge, we’ve thrown in a few verses where Drake’s really on his worst behavior and Wayne’s rhymes are so sweet that you’re at risk of getting a cavity.
So, can Drake act tough enough to convince you he’s Tunechi? Or, can Wayne mimic Drizzy so closely that you’ll be surprised just how heartfelt he can be?
Seriously though, how long are we spending on this intro? Just take the quiz below and find out for yourself.
Drake vs. Lil Wayne: Who said it?
1. “N—a, be a man, you actin’ like a b-tch/I ain’t actin’ like I’m hood/I’m just actin’ like I’m rich, rich.”
2. “Suicide bars I kill myself”
3. “And the angels even look and smell like you/ But there’s no angel or gal like you”
4. “The game need change and I’m the motherf–kin’ cashier/ Nickels for my thoughts, dimes in my bed/ Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head”
5. “I used to love her, f–k it, I still do/ Cause love never die, but it can kill you”
6. “And babe you the f–king best/ You deserve a trophy/ You could be my four leaf clover”
7. “I ain’t lyin’ I shoot, you don’t need signs for proof/ Turn you to a vegetable like you lyin’ in soup”
8. “She say she hate that she love me and she wish I was average/ Sh-t, sometimes I wish the same and I wish she wasn’t married”
9. “I got my gun in my boo purse/ And I don’t bust back, because I shoot first”